Britain has voted to put it’s own penis in a food processor and turn it on in order to make Britain great again.
The much publicised referendum gave the public a simple choice of whether to remain with its genitals intact or whether its genitals should actually leave, preferably with the assistance of some sort of electric kitchen device.
One leave voter told us they looked forward to sunnier days ahead, albeit without a knob.
“It might mean us no longer having a penis, but it’s a risk I’m prepared to take. I can’t wait for us to regain our special Britishy Britishness now we have a severed wanger.”
The prospect of Britain becoming an isolated and irrelevant little island without a todger has already affected the markets with the pound sinking to its lowest level for over 30 years.
However Nigel Farage has described this as scaremongering. “We’re sick…
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If there is one thing that drives me absolutely bananas, it’s people spreading misinformation via social media under the guise of “educating”. I’ve seen this happen in several ways – through infographics that twist data in ways that support a conclusion that is ultimately false, or else through “meaningful” quotes falsely attributed to various celebrities, or by cobbling together a few actual facts with statements that are patently untrue to create something that seems plausible on the surface but is, in fact, full of crap.
Naturally, their fans lapped this shit up; after all, this is the kind of thing they absolutely live for. Religious people! Being hypocritical! And crazy! And wrong! The 2,000+ comments were…
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A must read!
I have a confession to make;
I find it really frustrating when people refer to ukip as racists or Nazis, when this is simply not true.
Ukip have members and councilors of all racial and ethnic minorities, so they are not racist, and Nazi refers to a particular historical German sect of anti-Semitic nationalist bigotry and violence. These are lazy, short-cut insults which do nothing to get to the heart of the matter.
No, ukip are not racist, and they are not Nazis.
The correct word is fascists.
At this point, a fair number of readers of this blog are probably fuming, enraged, refusing to read on – “Here we go again, someone calling me a fascist because they do not agree with me” and, maybe, I can understand this attitude – everybody knows that ‘fascist’ is a word frequently overused by many, both on the left and right, often…
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Nice little piece about the JLG ‘mark 11’
First let me say that so many fine articles have been written about this iconic wristwatch over the years that, frankly, I’m a bit embarrassed to set my hand to the task. Lest I be accused of hubris, I will freely admit that I’m breaking no new ground here. Indeed, I’ve learned ‘most all I know of the Mark Eleven from those writings, and I will hyperlink a selection of them before I close. Also, I must say that the common perception of modern watch enthusiasts that “Pilot’s Watch” is synonymous with the Beobachtungsuhren (or “B-Uhr”) designs of the German Luftwaffe of WW2 strikes me as a grave disservice. So today we will focus on the aviation timepieces used by the Allied forces and which were, arguably, superior to their Axis counterparts.
OK. Where to start? I suppose that to truly tell the story of the Mk 11, it’s necessary…
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A little late for this year now…but certainly one to note in your diary for next years elderflower crop
The most popular use for elderflowers at this time of year, is for making elderflower cordial or wine, but how about Turkish Delight! Last year I made it using a recipe on the River Cottage website and it was DIVINE! However it used gelatine and I then discovered that real Turkish Delight doesn’t use gelatine at all, added to which, it meant my vegetarian friends had to abstain. So this year I’ve made it again without, after finding an adapted recipe on Alison Delaney’s Nibbling on Nature blog. It has worked equally well and has had rave reviews from all my tasters (it does make a lot)! It’s easy to make but does involve a bit of elbow grease.
The elderflowers are just coming to the end of their season…
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Being a confirmed introvert I was drawn to read a blog by photographer Eric Kim regarding introversion vs extroversion in street photography. A very interesting article that highlighted the different approaches each character type brought to the field.
At the end of the article there is a link to the Myers-Briggs personality test. Unsurprisingly I came out as an INTJ with an introvert rating of 89%. I have taken this test several times, and although the results do vary somewhat, I am always INTJ.
It was reading the comments, both in reply to this blog, & also the comments on the link that took me there in the first place, that got me thinking. One being how many of the commentators appear to be introvert photographers. The other was that the obviously extrovert commentators used terms such as ‘shoe starers’, and made statements like ‘such and such did this…not an act of an introvert…’ showing a complete lack of understanding of how we introverts function, and view the world.
Just because we are introvert does not mean that we cannot interact with the rest of the human race. I have to deal with members of the public on a daily basis. I cope with this because I am professional at what I do, and confident within my field of expertise. My contact is generally brief enough to not necessitate ‘small talk’ which I do find a struggle; I can cope with a bit of weather talk…but football or Eastenders (or is it ‘Strictly’ nowadays?) leaves me cold. Also most of the contact is one to one, which is fine. It is group interaction that becomes uncomfortable.
Introversion seems to be considered a disability & a hindrance. Something to be ‘sorted out’. We are made to feel that there is something wrong with us. At school we are told that we ‘need to come out of our shell’ and other such comments. Most of my school reports included the phrase ‘very reserved’. Many of us find ourselves putting on the mantel of extroversion to try and conform to the expected social preference, which is never a comfortable fit.
In certain areas of photography there seems to be an unusual number of introverts. In the club to which I belong I suspect at least 70% are of the introvert persuasion. Certainly true of the hobbyist photographer, but does this theme carry through to all areas of photography? I suspect not; Photography has a very wide appeal, and there are many aspects to it. Fields such as sports & photo journalism will probably appeal to the more extrovert character. Wedding photographers must be leaning towards the extrovert; to me the thought of dealing with all those people in that environment just terrifying!
Other areas will obviously appeal more to the introvert. Landscape is very much an introvert exercise. Traipsing up hill and valley, waiting for the right light, the right sky, camping out if necessary, is very a solitary experience, unless you have slightly masochistic friends! Also you cannot focus (excuse the pun)on the task in hand if you are worried about how bored your friends/family are. So it is far better (for their sake) to leave them at home!
Macro and nature are not generally group activities either when it comes to photography. You soon run in to trouble if there are two of you trying to shoot the same butterfly, and trying to creep up on timid wildlife is tricky for one, let alone a herd of you!
Street photography could work as a group activity, but only if you all go your separate ways and meet up later in a coffee shop. There is no way you will capture a moment if you have half a dozen lenses pointing at the same subject. In reality it is another solo operation, but certainly not exclusive to the introvert. As Eric Kim highlighted (he himself is an extrovert) The two different character types bring a different interpretation to the subject. Very often the extrovert will be close in to the action, on the move, hunting for ‘the moment’. The introvert be moving slower seeing patterns, juxtapositions, anticipating photo opportunities.
There may be good reason why photography is so appealing to introverts. It serves us very well in several ways. It gives us a fine excuse to separate ourselves from the rest of you. Whether it be climbing a mountain for that fantastic vista, or walking a busy street observing and shooting the life that surrounds us. It also gives us a platform to make our quiet voices heard above the clatter of the extroverts!
Here is a link to the Myers-Briggs personality test: http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp